How to Contact Me

I would put a link to my email, but there are all sorts of crawlers, bots, scamsters, spamsters, evangelists, etc out there that look at almost every public web page looking for email links.What I'm saying is if I put a link that said Email Me the bot would find it and I'd be buried in spam. (If you notice the link in the previous sentence and use it you will see that it goes to SomeoneIDontLike@someuselessISP.com) Now if I was a real shiite desturber I'd put the email address of someone I really don't like there and they'd get mail bombed with spam. Be careful about pissing me off your you might end up there. Just joking! Or am I?

Anyway I am going to assume that since you are reading this far you can figure out what I'm going to say next. My email address phoenetically is dkolko at sbcglobal dot net. Go ahead and read that sentence out loud if you can't figure it out. For those of you who still can't figure it out here is a picture of my email address

My email

Your other options are limited but you could try a Google Search on "Don Kolko" or "Donald Kolko". You might also look in the phone book for Belmont Ca.

Remember if you do contact me be sure to offer money, humor, praise or something I can swap.

 

Don Kolko