| This is my home page. I'm Don Kolko.
Its a place to come find funny and odd things, you know, like
me! I'm an odd thing! This page is a labor of love, much like
my art car, I do it to make myself and others happy. If you
click through the links on the left, I'm sure you will find
something that will make you smile. If nothing on this site
(or its links) does that, maybe you're just not meant to be
happy and should consider working for the DMV. Now don't get
me wrong, I'm not saying that everyone at the DMV is sick,
there are one or two people that would spoil that perfect record. |
Pictures from around this site! |
Well so much for the DMV. I would like to talk about
something more important than employing useless people. I'd like
to talk about the people I know who not only do their job efficiently
and with dignity, but also manage to squeeze something extra out.
They raise kids, make art, help other people and in general are
good people. I know quite a few and I hang out with them on a regular
basis.
One is a guy
I work with at Stanford (I
am employed there doing desktop support stuff for the School of
Medicine).
He not only does good computer work there, he creates art and Flash
cartoons. Check out the button on the left for the Gnome Video
and you'll see what I mean.
Another Guy I know is a plumber and he was responsible
for 1/2 the Gnome series in the first place. If it wasn't for him
I would never had met the gnome in the first place.You can see
a picture of him in the Gnome Story. We call him Poop
Smith because
of his
job and well he looks like Poop Smith from the Homestar Runner
page. There is a link to the Homestar page on the left so you should
push that button as soon as you can. Plan on spending a few hours
on
the Homestar Runner site because its cool and addictive and...
well you'll see!
There is also a friend of mine that lives on a boat
and he tries to keep me sane. Tough job! He has a sense of humor
too! I guess you'd need that with his job. His REAL job is computer
stuff, but he also like to play with cameras and drive his naked
Volvo wagon. I told him I'd get him some glue and stuff so he could
dress up his Volvo, but he seems to think that isn't his style.
There is a lady I hang out with too and we all call
her Lucy on account of that she has blondish red hair. One guy
I know always tells her he likes her hair. She has one really cool
thing
she
does that I almost never see anyone get right. She can spit her
gum almost 250 feet!! Well maybe I exaggerate a little, but she
can
project it like it was shot from a canon.
The last guy I will talk about here I have known
for 51 years! We have wonderful names we know each other by such
as "Fat Ass" or "Cappy' (which refers to a boat trip I took without
a paddle). He's cool too. He looks after his family in an exemplary
way and doesn't know that some of us see that and are inspired
by it. Too bad he's such a Fat Ass.
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